Strange Nikolai

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I am engaged. Not like I’m on the phone and you’re trying to call me, but engaged like I’m going to get married. Wow. Why am I telling you? Who are you anyway? And how did you get into my house? I suppose that’s not important right now…

So apparently I wasn’t so good at announcing it and some people just found out. Um, I changed my relationship status on fussbook?!? Is that not enough for you people??? … j/k you guys are cool… 😐

I keep forgetting to tell my grandmother though. She’s not on fussbook. Why not? Because she is 93 and doesn’t own a computer. So don’t try and add her as a friend. She won’t accept. She is a bit racist, like most old peeps, so she wouldn’t add you anyway.

So for those people who want to know all the gory details, well, you’re out of luck. Cos it wasn’t gory. But there was a T-Rex involved. Confusing? I hope so.


It was only a picture. I drew it (the pic should be to the right if it uploads properly – which it doesn’t look like it’s doing. Arrrrrggghh. Ooo, there it is. Check out the AWESOME shading on that shizz).

And got it printed on a t-shirt (classy ay?). And gave her the t-shirt for her birthday (July 30th). The T-Rex thing is kinda a running joke between us. There was a real ring too (what kind of cheapskate do you think I am?). It was attached to the t-shirt.

So yeah, I’ve spent the last couple of weekends looking at wedding venues and thinking aboot guest lists and sample menus and invitations and flowers and marquees and courtesy buses and photographers and DJs and wine and coffeeeeee. To be fair, I think about wine and coffee anyway. And cheese.

Strangely Nikolai



You know what I like? Probably not, why would you?

Did you say Cheese?? Hells yes I like cheese. But that’s not what I’m talking about right now. (Please note I am using the term ‘Hells yes’ in an ironic-I’m-not-really-a-gansgta way… see you’re learning stuff about me already. Try to stop. Please.)

No, what I like is the fact that this post is not First (which is why I called it First. It makes sense to me. Shut up man). I’ve been putting off starting blogging cos (yes, that says cos. like the lettuce. deal with it) I thought there would be all sorts of pressure to make your first post be all kinds of awesome. BUT NO! I sign up and WordPress kindly created a first post for me – with the amazingly original name of Hello World! Thanks WordPress!! 😀

So I’m probably being a blogging n00b or something leaving that post on my blog – I bet you’re meant to delete it straight away or sumfing, but you know what? Fuck that. I like it – it’s kitsch. I wonder if the WordPress devs were going for kitsch, or if they think “Hello World” is actually cool.

Lord knows I’ve created many a “Hello World” app myself over the years. And by “Lord” I don’t mean to give you the impression I’m all religiony. Religiony? Religilous?  Religilous rhymes with ridiculous. I’m just saying…

Strangely Nikolai.

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