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Definition of the Internet #3

This video explains EVERYTHING. Seriously.

Update: I have now watched this video 4 times from start to finish. I don’t even know why…

The Dancing Geek

Hello internet my old friend, I’ve come to talk to you again. Cos, you know, I’ve been incommunicado for a while because I haven’t really been on tinternet. Not that I’m implying that internet=darkness – although myabe I should be implying that. The Darkness were a cool band. I believe in a thing called love. They should really have won the Christmas No 1 that year. Stupid soppy people buying Mad World.  I think that’s what broke up The Darkness. You probably have no idea what I’m going on about – and I don’t think I’ll explain myself. Learn to google/bing.

Anyway, short post today, I have lots of things I want to blog about but might have to split them up into short bits as I’m still not really on tinternet. This is an illusion.

Anyway, again. Below are two videos today that I like and really speak to who I am (you know, it’s deeep maannnn). I am the dancing geek.

Strangely Nikolai

9 to 5 g33k

Hello, my name is Nikolai and I am a geek. It’s been 12 months since my last rebuild.

The other day I got a comment added (to the post with the meat scissors randomly?) that just said “this is dumb, your blog sux, you sound like a wannabe geek”. I deleted it cos I can’t be fucked dealing with fucktards like that – but it got me thinking, am I a wannabe geek?

Hells no! If anything I’m a don’t-wannabe geek. I’m not a real geek, I only pretend while I’m at work. I’m a 9 to 5 geek. I don’t even have a real computer at home, I just have a netbook and a flash drive. Although by knowing the difference I guess I am somewhat geeky.

Or is that nerdy? What’s the difference between a nerd and a geek? There a heaps of “definitions” on tinterweb – mostly that focus on how nerds have little to no social skills – but I quite like this one…

Or one that a friend of mine came up with. A geek has at least seen boobs on the internet. That wouldn’t have even crossed a nerd’s mind.

Here’s a basic test.

q1) Do you know the difference between HTML and XML, RAM and ROM?

No. You are not a geek or a nerd. Go away.


q2) How often do you shower?

<1 times a day. You are a nerd.

>2 times a day. You are a nerd with OCD.


q3) Have you ever worn a bumbag? (exceptions: costume parties, and when your parents dressed you – as long as you were under 5 when they dressed you, otherwise you are definately a nerd)

Yes. You are a nerd.

No. You’re probably a geek. But you might be a nerd. Or you might be a geek with nerd tendencies. Or one of those rare nerds that can talk to people.

I’m probably a geek. And sometimes I spell that g33k. Which means I’m becoming more geeky. I never meant to be a geek. It just happened. It doesn’t mean anything to me. I love you really, Arts Degree. You were my first. Well, actually I got a science degree first, but it was psychology, which is kinda on the border. Like how sex with a she-male doesn’t make you gay, as long as you originally thought it was a girl.

Sorry, you’re learning stuff about me again. Stop that!

Strangely Nikolai

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